Ever since I showed you my bitchin' beta work I've been getting requests for more of my bitchin' fan fictions. I don't like to disappoint the Internets, so please enjoy the following!

Title: The Adventure of the Wild, Wild West
Author:
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Have you ever been to the WHSmith at the airport? I mean, deliberately ( Read more... )

Did you kids know that I am the world's most bitchin' beta?

Not only do I shoot your 21st century problems in the face, I also shoot your 21st century fan fictions in the face. I have a red marker that I use to make spun gold out of Rumpelstiltskins.

It's a rule that when you a beta a fan fiction you have to recommend it on your Livejournal later ( Read more... )

You all recall that I am the author of the most bitchin' Torchwood fan fiction ever:

"The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns" by Captain Jack Harkness, RAF.

It rocked your small worlds, I know.

Today I received this letter attached to some bitchin' fan art.

Hey, Captain Jack! I had a lot of free time at work today so I used company resources to ( Read more... )

Ok kids, you begged for it, and I am listening because I heart you all really hard. I wrote that bitchin' fan fiction that is going to get me posting access to
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